The all new lizzie bardsley blog

It is clear Lizzie is a big hit with our readers so I have decided to dedicate the rest of the blog to discussing her for the next year..... Actually paul and I did come up with a good story for you - another 'celebrity ' with an image problem is...andy fordham! A match made in heaven! Not only could they reveal their steamy love secrets to 'the people' but they could then, as ex-fit club contestants, produce a book on their tragic battles with their weight and a subsequent range of fitness merchandise! Seriously I'm a Max Clifford in the making...Paul took it a step further by suggesting tom could join them in their antics - a saucy three in a bed romp like that could make your career (poss headline: Lizzie made a Viking out of me?)
I now promise not to mention Lizzie for the next three entries....Paul is better but still recovering - we did manage to make it to a few of the palaces this morning and I walked out to another one yesterday afternoon - they are absolutely stunning but I'll just go all drooly if I try and describe them so you'll have to wait for the photos (i know we've been promising them for ages...)
But basically just letting you know we're all safe and well apart from a cow (with horns) trying to headbut me which has left me with a very sore thigh and a paralysing fear of cows which as anyone who has been to india can confirm is a slight problem.....I'm sure I'll be over it by tomorrow.
Love Sophie
Oh just realised - Andy Fordham = 26 stone British darts legend, nicknamed the Viking, for those who are not as heavily into the worlds best sport as me and paul