Stardom beckons!

We are in the middle of filming a Bollywood film - we will be starring as 'random white people in the background', a great part I'm sure you'll agree. I've just sneaked off to do some internet stuff. It's all good fun except one of our fellow background artists or extras as they are sometimes known is the BIGGEST COCKMUNCH I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED. Will I last 8 hours without murder occurring. Find out next time.....