I do not want a dog fucking my bed!!

We went to the Australian Open tennis yesterday which was fun, it sounds bad but luckily there were bush fires and the smoke blocked out the sun and made it cool as its 40 degrees today which is why i'm in a nice air conditioned Internet cafe writing this.
We watched Maresmo and Federer because we had centre court tickets then spent the rest of the time walking round watching the other courts, ot was a great atmosphere despite the Serbian fans attacking the Croatians shouting "die Croats die"
Tennis audiences are strange most people sit in silence with a round of applause or a few "come on's" or they are completely crazy and dress up in football shirts faces painted and sing after each point, Sophies favorite was a Serbian woman who screamed like she was in pain as if the Croats had got there own back.
We have been very busy apart from that looking for jobs and a room to accomadate, I have found my dream job packing childrens clothes in a warehouse(that sounds a bit strange now i've written it) and Sophie has an interview possibly teaching people to use a computer programme.
Our room hunting has been interesting we have walked half of melbourne on foot and had no luck, although we are waiting to here from this one lady we met yesterday, it didn't go that well from the start as she had two dogs and one was enormous ( I Hate Dogs) which I pretended to like as the room was only 130 dollars, The big dog then proceeded to want to play fetch showing me his huge sharp teeth which the lady joked that she had got her teeth caught in (how hillarious),.
The limit was hit when we got into a conversation about the dog masturbating against the bed, our bed that we would be sleeping in!! She said that he loves the bed but she has to stop him because once his dick was stuck out and he almost died with a permanent erection, and if this happens again with her not around she has frozen peas in the fridge to put on the area to cool him down.
We said we'd be in touch, room hunting continues
Paul