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Basically I'm getting tired of the blog, our last five days have consisted of lying in our beds as we have discoved TV again after a month without we have realised again its power, the power to make us beyond our will watch, Cricket, Will and Grace, and the Jay Leno show.Enough said for the moment.
Paul
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It's great, I can watch TV anytime I like!
I love the Gaylord thing guys! :-)
Anyway, here's what I have been doing lately... Written in the style of my newspaper!
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LATCHEM: MY SEEDY HELL
EXCLUSIVE By Who Cares
BALLSY cub-hack Tom Latchem last night sensationally lifted the lid on his hard week of work.
The intrepid 23-year-old exclusively revealed to the Never-Ending Jabber what scams he had got up to while working for a famous national tabloid.
Wide-boy Latchem confessed he had:
- BEEN called a "cunt" by Jade Goody's mum - reasons unimportant - who then stormed out of the interview in the middle of a restaurant.
- MADE an embarrassing situation worse by telling open-mouthed diners at the next table: "Thank God that wasn't a date."
- TRAVELLED to Germany overnight for a total non-story about Geri Halliwell's nanny's mum, staying in a plush hotel.
- PULLED-OFF a surpsrise 50th birthday party for his dad, who described it as "one of the best days of my life".
- STUPIDLY driven around Kent looking for someone who lived in Vietnam.
Latchem, who canot be named for legal reasons, said: "God what a nightmarish week I've had.
"It's been completely non-stop and I've barely had time to think.
"Still, it's all good fun - just wish I wasn't skint all the time."
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YES I'M BORED!
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hey there people! just been reading about dhalilarma, keep up the blog. The photos are great, bring me back some Gaylord ice cream or something that maybe wont melt. Hope you are having a really spiritually enriching time, miss you both already. Matt Bushy XX
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